The Book of Bob by Tom Crisp Great Bob Quotations
My thanks to the U.S. Navy.
They taught me how to type.
- ROBERT SWARD, writer
from the book
If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve them.
- Robert Graves, writer
She got a mortgage on my body, now, and a lien on my soul.
- Robert Johnson, musician / songwriter
Older women are like aging strudels-the crust may not be so lovely, but the filling has come at last into its own.
- Robert Farrar Capon, clergyman
If the NBA were on channel 5 and a bunch of frogs making love was on channel 4, I'd watch the frogs even if they were coming in fuzzy.
- Bobby Knight, basketball coach
If you're hanging around with nothing to do and the zoo is closed, come over to the Senate. You'll get the same kind of feeling and you won't have to pay.
- Bob Dole, US Senator
Is it any wonder why the approval ratings of the Congress go up every time we go into recess?
- Robert Byrd, US Senator
I have brought you to the ring, now you must dance.
- Robert the Bruce
Scottish king
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss.
- Robert A. Heinlein, writer
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.
- Bob Hope, actor / comedian
Why does everyone talk about the past? All that counts is tomorrow's game.
- Roberto Clemente, baseball player
The best things and best people rise out of their separateness; I'm against a homogenized society because I want the cream to rise.
- Robert Frost, poet
Coercion, after all, merely captures man. Freedom captivates him.
- Robert MacNamara, US Secretary of Defense
Hard work without talent is a shame, but talent without hard work is a tragedy.
- Robert Half, businessman
The good news is that our defense is giving up only one touchdown a game. The bad news is that our offense is doing the same.
- Bobby Bowden, football coach
The Book of Bob includes citations from more than 300 famed and infamous Roberts . . .

Robert I (The Bruce)
Robert Aldrich
Robert Aldridge
Robert G. Allen
Robert Altman
Robert Anderson
Robert Anthony
Robert Ardrey
Robert Atkins

Robert Baden-Powell
Bob Balaban
Robert Ballard
Bob Barker
Bob Beamon
Robert "Bo" Belinsky
Robert Benchley
Roberto Benigni
Bob Bennett
Robert Benton
Bob Bergland
Robert Blair
Robert Blake
Robert Bloch
Robert Bly
Robert Bolt
Bobby Bonilla
Robert H. Bork
Robert Bosch
Bobby Bowden
Bobby Bragan
Bob Brenly
Robert Bresson
Robert Bridges
Robert McAfee Brown
Robert Browning
Bob Bruce
Robert Brustein
Robert Jones Burdette
Robert Burns
Robert Burton
Robert C. Byrd
Robert Byrne

Robert Farrar Capon
Robert Capa
E. A. Robert Cecil
Bobby Charlton
Robert Christgau
Bob Christian
Bobby Clarke
Roberto Clemente
Robert Tristram Coffin
Robert Coles
Robert Collier
Robert Collyer
Robbie Coltrane
Robert Conquest
Bob Considine
Bob Costas
Bob Cousy
Robert Crumb
Bob Cummings

Bobby Darin
Robertson Davies
Robert Gorham Davis
Robert de Flers
Robert DeNiro
Robert Denning
Bob Devaney
Rob Dickinson
Robert Doisneau
Bob Dole
Bob Dornan
Robert Downey, Jr.
Roberto Duran
Robert Duvall
Bob Dylan

Robert C. Edwards
Robert L. Ehrlich
Robert S. Eliot
Bob Elliott
Bob Evans
Robert Evans

Bobby Farrelly
Bob Feller
Bobby Fischer
Robert Fisk
Bob Fitzsimmons
Bob Fosse
Robert Frank
Robert Fripp
Robert Frost
Robert Fulghum
Robert Fulton

Robert Gascoyne-Cecil
Bob Geldof
Bob Gibson
Bobby Gillespie
Robert Goddard
Robert H. Goddard
Robert Goheen
Roberto C. Goizueta
Bob “Bobcat” Goldthwaite
Bob Golic
Robert A. Gottlieb
Robert Goulet
Robert Graves
Bob Greene
Robert Greene
Robert Greenleaf
Robert Grudin
Robert Guillaume

H.R. “Bob” Haldeman
Robert Half
Robert Hall
Robert T. Handy
Robert Harling
Bob Harrington
Robert Hass
Bob Hawke
Robert Heilbroner
Robert A. Heinlein
Robert Heller
Robert Henri
Robert Herrick
Robert Hewison
Robert Hillyer
Bob Hope
Bob Hoskins
Bob Hoying
Robert Hughes
Bobby Hull
Robert M. Hutchins
Robert Hutchinson

Robert Green Ingersoll

Robert H. Jackson
Robert Jarvik
Robert Johnson
Robert A. Johnson
Robert L. Johnson
Bobby Jones
Robert Jordan

Bob Kane
Bob Keeshan
Roberto Kelly
Robert F. Kennedy
Bob Kerrey
Robert J. Kibbee
Robert Klein
Robbie Knievel
Robert “Evel” Knievel
Bobby Knight

Robert M. La Follette
Bobby Layne
Robert Keith Leavitt
Robert E. Lee

Robert Leighton
Bob Lemon
Robert Lewis
Robert Lindner
Robert Lipsyte
Robert Lloyd
Bobby Locke
Robert Locke
Robert Lord
Robert A. Lovett
Rob Lowe
Robert Lowell
Robert Lynd

Robert MacNeil
Robert Mallet
Robert Manning
Robert Mapplethorpe
Bob Marley
Bob Mathias
Roberto Matta
Robert Mayer
Robert McCloskey
Robert J. McCracken
Bobby McFerrin
Robert McKee
Bob McKenty
Robert S. McNamara
Robert G. Menzies
Bob Merrill
Robert Merrill
Robert Michel
Robert Millikan
Robert Mitchum
Bob Monkhouse
Robert Montgomery
Robert Moog
Robert Morgan (1918-2004)
Robert Morgan (1944-)
Robert B. Morgan (1925-)
Robert Morgenthau
Robert Morley
Robert Morrison
Robert Moses
J. Robert Moskin
Robert Motherwell
Robert R. Moton
Bob Mould
Robert Mugabe
Bobby Murcer

Robert Nathan
Robert Cummings Neville
Bob Newhart
Robert Nisbet
Robert N.C. Nix
Robert Novak
Robert Nozick

Bob Ojeda
J. Robert Oppenheimer
Robert Orben
Bobby Orr
Robert Owen

Bob Packwood
Robert Palmer
Robert Parker
Robert Patterson
Robbie Paul
Robert Edwin Peary
Robert Peel
Robert M. Pirsig
Bob Plager
Robert Plant
Robert Pliskin
Robert C. Pollock
Robert Priest
Robert Purvis
Robert M. Pyle

Robert Quillen

Robert Rauschenberg
Robert Redford
Robert Reich
Bob Richards
Bobby Riggs
Bob Riley
Robert Ringer
Robbie Robertson
Sir Bobby Robson
Robert Rodriguez
Roberto Rossellini
Robert Rubin
Robert Runcie
Bob Ryan

Bob Saget
Robert J. Samuelson
Bobby Sands
Robert W. Sarnoff
Robert Scheer
Robert C. Schenck
Bob Schieffer
Robert F. Schmitt
Robert H. Schuller
Robert Schuman
Robert Schumann
Robert Falcon Scott
Bobby Seale
Bob Seger
Robert W. Service
Robert Shand
Robert L. Shapiro
Robert Shea
Robert E. Sherwood
Bobby Short
Robert F. Six
Robert Smalls
Bob Smith
Buffalo” Bob Smith
Robert Holbrook Smith
Robert Smith
Robert C. Solomon
Robert South
Robert Southey
Robert Stack
Robert A. M. Stern
Robert Louis Stevenson
Bob Stewart
Robert Stone
Robert Smith Surtees
Robert Sward

Robert A. Taft
Robert Taylor
Robert Terwilliger
Robert Farris Thompson
Robert Towne
Robert Townsend

Bob Uecker
Bobby Unser

Bob Veale
Robert Venturi
Bob Verdi

Robert James Waller
Robert Walpole
Robert Penn Warren
Bob Weir
Robert Welch
Robert Wilensky
Bob Wills
Robert Anton Wilson
Robert Wilson
Robert C. Winthrop
Robert W. Woodruff
Bob Woodward

Robert Zemeckis
Robert Zend
Robert Zoellick
Bob Zuppke

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